Bam, you're in space.

Hey guys. My name's unimportant, I live on the Internet, I commute to real life every morning via ethernet cable, and that's about all there is to say 'bout me. I'll occasionally participate in a Crew regatta, but that's usually accidental. Expect a lot of pictures from me. They might make you laugh. That'd be nice.

Cheers!
As Moufasa would say, “REMEMBER.” Note to self: if in situation, make Lion King.

As Moufasa would say, “REMEMBER.” Note to self: if in situation, make Lion King.

And they say Gandalf was only a level 6 Wizard …

And they say Gandalf was only a level 6 Wizard …

Alf would be disappoint.

Alf would be disappoint.

Hahahaha insert pun about the kid being named Wolfgang here.

Hahahaha insert pun about the kid being named Wolfgang here.

Seriously though, the pink thing is its mouth. The white dot is its tooth. Check it.

Seriously though, the pink thing is its mouth. The white dot is its tooth. Check it.

Reminds me of that one Barbarian Wizard … “I cast Circle of Death. Anyone who comes within a five foot radius of my person gets punched to death.”

Reminds me of that one Barbarian Wizard … “I cast Circle of Death. Anyone who comes within a five foot radius of my person gets punched to death.”

Physics: Trumped by chemistry?

Physics: Trumped by chemistry?

Dwarf: “You know, you humans just mate with everything, don’t you?”
Human: “Huh?”
Dwarf: “Half-elf, half-orc, half-dragon, half minotaur …”
Human: “Hey, shut up!’
Dwarf: “Half-ogre, half-fiend, half-celestial …”
Human: “Seriously, stop it!”
Dwarf: ” … Centaurs.”

Dwarf: “You know, you humans just mate with everything, don’t you?”

Human: “Huh?”

Dwarf: “Half-elf, half-orc, half-dragon, half minotaur …”

Human: “Hey, shut up!’

Dwarf: “Half-ogre, half-fiend, half-celestial …”

Human: “Seriously, stop it!”

Dwarf: ” … Centaurs.”

Does it get any punnier?

Does it get any punnier?