As Moufasa would say, “REMEMBER.” Note to self: if in situation, make Lion King.
And they say Gandalf was only a level 6 Wizard …
Alf would be disappoint.
Hahahaha insert pun about the kid being named Wolfgang here.
Seriously though, the pink thing is its mouth. The white dot is its tooth. Check it.
Reminds me of that one Barbarian Wizard … “I cast Circle of Death. Anyone who comes within a five foot radius of my person gets punched to death.”
Physics: Trumped by chemistry?
Dwarf: “You know, you humans just mate with everything, don’t you?”
Human: “Huh?”
Dwarf: “Half-elf, half-orc, half-dragon, half minotaur …”
Human: “Hey, shut up!’
Dwarf: “Half-ogre, half-fiend, half-celestial …”
Human: “Seriously, stop it!”
Dwarf: ” … Centaurs.”
Does it get any punnier?
(Source: jonwithabullet, via thelittlestred)
